May 2013
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
legallyblained:
there are some people on here
who like
you know
um
every time they make a text post i want to reply with ‘i love you i love you so much will you date me or be my roommate i just want to hang out with you constantly because you are an excellent person let’s get a cat together’
but no i play it cool and scroll past and cry
‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earlier’
geekyandpointless:
IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK
NEW ROBSTEN SIGHTING!
myenglishboyfriend:
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izzystardust:
need to stop laughing at my own jokes, especially when I’m on my own and I’m just laughing manically at my own hilarity
how fangirls communicate
Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA
Fan 2: I know. I know.
akwhard:
does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
itsanearhatloki:
at-boundary-conditions:
what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
how many of you dumb fucks tried this
April 2013
laugh-addict:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
zackisontumblr:
i have 3 moods:
skips every song on my ipod
lets the music play without interruption
plays the same song on repeat for days
imjust-kyian:
bloner:
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
listen here you little shit
fake-mermaid:
does anyone else wake up in the middle of their dream, and you just love the dream you’re having so much and you try to go back to sleep thinking about it so it can continue off from the same part before you woke up, or is it just me
impalassbutt:
I WANT TO READ A BOOK
READ FANFICTION
TUMBLR
WATCH TV SHOWS
LISTEN TO MUSIC
BUT NEED TO STUDY
AND I HAVE ONLY 5 HOURS LEFT OF THIS DAY
purplewhalesofdeath:
*Laminated paper wobbling sound*
sarcastic-snowflake:
so this morning i went for a blood test and i was freaking out when the lady took out needle, and she was just like “i tell you what i tell all my teenage girl patients, just pretend like you are getting bitten by the white boy from the twilight movie”
shutupaubrey:
i think i’ll be tired for the rest of my life
